last night... i killed 3 mosquitoes... those flying things that poke their mouth into ur skin and suck the hell outta u... aniwae... i proclaim i am a Pro Mosquito Killer(sf: PMK- isn't tt Puremilk..) aniwae... i shall be a guddie gurl and impart my wipe-out-mos-clan wu ling mi ji here it goes~~ ting hao^^
step 1: detect for ani black flying thing... (it might juz be a harmless fly so make sure that it sucks blood b4 attempting to kill it... we spare the innocent =) ) To kill a mosquito, NEVER spray insecticide... it juz stinks up ur whole room and maybe make the mos a lil dizzy... it will not DIE!
step 2: aft detecting try to lure the mos to suck ur blood... sit still and WATCH ur surroundings..
step3: if u see smth flying ard u... DUN SMACK 1st.. prepare urself.. wait for it to come nearer... and land on ur body... den give it a gud hard smack... OR if u dun feel like risking urself getting bitten.. when it comes nearer... aim and smack- this may be a lil tough.. need lotsa practice and accuracy otherwise ur palms will suffer OR if the mos is dumb.. it will land on a non-living object... DO NOT i repeat DO NOT try and smack it... it will never dun usually work(i managed to do so yest) aniwae... the surfaces r nt really smooth... and the impact wun be tt great... the mos will most prob fly away b4 u hit it...
step4: if it dies on the 1st smack.. CONGRATS... wash it with water and rmb to clean ur palms throughly =) u dun wanna contract any diseases ritex... OR if it wriggles on ur palm- means it's nt totally dead... comon.. give it a ns and quick death rather den suffer in pain ritex.. say goodbye to the mos and give it one soft squash- dun be too hard on the mos^^ wash hands OR sad thing is mos hv wings.. they might fly away.. so.. dun get too frustrated... stay still for a lil while more.. i bet the mos will be back for more blood...
hopefully this helps and gl to all...
wells... had assembly in hall todae... as usual.. was forced kindly asked to sing the national anthem louder... and apparently.. there wasn't much diff... repetitive requests juz dun work for the upper sec and we r of cuz not so very enthu bout singing in the morning.. spare us=.= oh back to the point... SOME PROMINENT CHARACTER(thou shall nt disclose this person's identity) did not sing the sch song... her dam mouth din even move an inch... does she even noe the lyrics?.. oh.. and was happily standing on stage... askin evryone to sing louder cuz we ought too.. yeshyesh... -so much for learning by eg...
today chem was cool.. mr yeo did the electrolysis of HCl de expt... dam farnie... Cl2 is collected so he tried to test for the gas.. however.. the gas coulden come of the the tube.. he shook the entire set-up and the HCl split out.. den.. he went nearer to the set-up trying to figure out wad's wrg with the tap.. den poof.. cl2 gas came out... lmao... he choke.. =X haha.. SO FARNIE... um chios^^
aniwae.. i was in the cast for lit on stage... my role: shushan's(concubine of some womenizer. she smokes opium) daughter.. i dun hv a name- tt's pretty tragic.. aniwae... i am lame... LAME- one leg is shorter dan the other.. like v_-... i am supposed to wear 1 heel on fri like... lmao.. i nt v sure of plot either.. pretty messy lah... sighs... i dun hv anithing to say for the play... =D lala~
ahh.. tmr is heats^^ heex... lovely... till den... muacks.. happi wkend! ps: ice age 2 anione?